Anthony&Samsong vs Latitia&Cindee
alright so we were pretty bored on msn, i was talking to latitty, and realised she has been talking me up about "NEVER" losing to us.
so we randomly jumped into a battle on msn. we took turns each person on a team.
it wen in order of Sam, Latitia, Anthony, Cindee the cycle keeps going.
heres how it went. who do YOU think won?
( ITS ABIT LONG BUT WORTH READING )
SAMSONG:
bitch, posin liek a girl
you even bought a set of pearls
but in different places you got misshapes
and you really you're from the planet of the apes
LATITIA:
mate that barely made no sense,
go suicide over a rail fence.
stop now at your expense,
you have no good experience.
you think im from the planet of the apes?
go suckle on anthonys litle grapes.
ANTHONY:
brace urselves, here comes the game.
i bring to u, brutality and pain.
little grapes, not wat ur mum said,
she had a closer look, up close with her "HEAD"
u picked a new partner, cindee the loser,
shouldve got an ape from ur planet, wouldve been better.
shes weak and brittle just like you,
reaching our level, something u will NEVER do
CINDEE:
you calling me a loser? what a bloody poser,
calling me weak? your just a freak
you know we're gonna win, so just suck it up u piece of tin,
we'll rape ur ass in this game, so why dont u just refrian.
and just like a duck, you guys suck
SAMSONG:
i don't know if you know biology, but ducks can't suck
'cause they don't have lips, you're just dumbstruck
you can't rhyme, why don't you go look at the dictionary at halftime
clearly your stupidity is a hinderance
while we rhyme with pure brilliance
with our immense intelligence
but ya'll ain't nothin but a nuisance
so just keep your distance
or you'll be chopped up in an instance
while we come up with rhymes like a science
like phosphorus and oxygen
we'll be blowin up like an explosion
LATITIA:
cindee soo is still tame, being new to this very game,
so cut her some slack cause hey, she don't want to cause you too much pain with her wild flameeeeeee,
your level of expetise in rhyming is soooooo sooo very low,
unreachable as it is just beyond below!
you live off each others yellow snow,
sometimes even eat each others brown dough...
yuck... what the fuck.
now whos the one thats dumbstruck.
we don't need to rhyme wih intelligence,
as its evident you have no resilience.
the way we rhyme is easy. casual and breezy,
i bet you must be feeling quesy.
don't flater yourselves
your brains are smaller than those of which are in elves.
ANTHONY:
her wild flame? man thats lame, she cant even spell her name, wat a act of shame.
its spelt with a "y" not two "ee"s,
Double "e"s, u wish!! more like half of a quarter of some little "b"s
yellow snow, brown dough,
uve got a sick mind, u mofo.
u rhyme easy, casual and breezy,
it feels like that, cos ur rhymes are SLEEZY AND LAZY.
its sad to see, two birds trying to swim.
ur efforts are frowned upon, ur future in this game is dim.
we're on top of this tower, ur at the bottom.
we're batman, ur just a sidekick, ROBIN.
u two rhyme like 5th graders with a concussion,
while we're killing it, u two still in a class discussion,
about how much it sucks, to get beaten,
"wen battling anthony and sam, we got EATEN!"
(AT THIS POINT SAM HAD TO SHOWER SO I HAD TO REBUTTAL FOR HIM)
CINDEE:
excuse me mayte, this must b e fate
i am not lame, in fact i can spell my own name.
its caled being unique, u old antique
why are you talking about yellow snow and brown dough?
have u been eating something from teletubbie p-oh?
your rhymes are not much better then mine,
your just upset cause you didnt expect
us to be better at this matter,
puhlease miss, dont u diss
all we did was sit here and chill,
you better watch out cause our gang lives in boxhill
i think u better back out now, before its too late
cause we gonna win this u now thats fate,
so just shut up, you losing fat aunts
ANTHONY (for sam)
are you blind or just cannot read?
she said yellow snow and brown dough, scroll up if u need.
ur gang in boxhill? how many is in ur crew?
ill stand up and applaud if u can name even two.
so we're the losing fat aunts?
ur so fat, planets revolve around u like the sun.
why do u two keep throwing weak lines?
is it cos u cant think or are u just a retard with a twisted spine?
ur rhymes are sad, miserable and pathetic,
wen im done with u two, call the medic.
i already booked u two a room in the hospital,
we're on a rampage, fkn unstoppable.
the back of ur head has a date with my baseball bat,
"here have some flowers, some wine..." -BAM- SMACK- CRACK!!
(now sam just came back from shower, and cindee said "i got this teaash." so she answered this one for latitia)
CINDEE:
sorry i dont understand people who talk like frogs,
maybe you would like to eat my dog,
yes we do have a gang in boxhill
and we have a gang in springvale too
go to springvale mate get 2 dollar bread
watch what u say mate
i'll use the cowboy move
don't walk away or i get gun shoot you'
you look at me like u wanna start some shiet
bring it on mate i wanna hit
shut up u cant even speek
all u speek is the broken english
you booked a room, in a hospital?
dont you think thats a bit practical,
if i were you i'd book a hotel for 2
and then who knows what happens next.
so that concludes tonights battle as it struck 12am.
well they want to continue tmr for ROUND 2.
so....who won round 1?
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